I am on my way to the pokey.

At least that is what the recorded voice said. I only got part of it because the recorded voice was talking over my recorded voice and didn’t wait for the beep.

Apparently, I need to surrender to a Federal Magistrate because a Grand Jury investigating criminal activity has found just cause. Oh, and ignoring the telephoned message will result in additional charges.

If my attorney (do normal people have one at beck and call?) or I don’t call [telephone number redacted] then the voice says it wishes me lots of luck as I am going to need it.

I think they are here . . .

via GIPHY

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